Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone