Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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