their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
