WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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