Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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