You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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