have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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