the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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