can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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