mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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