What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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