he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Mom said you looked used
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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