I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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