You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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