He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
whose ass print is on the piano?
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
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Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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