I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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