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I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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