She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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