I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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