It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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