i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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