Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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