so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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