i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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