So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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