i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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