When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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