You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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