I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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