I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Randomize
