Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
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Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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