I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Your dad touched me again.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Randomize
