I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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