ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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