Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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