physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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