I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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