unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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