We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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