yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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