I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
How's work?
Spinning.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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