Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
