Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
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I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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