JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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