He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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