I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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