Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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