Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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