spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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