After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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