I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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