Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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