Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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