I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
it wasn't lemon gatorade
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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