OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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